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FUNNIEST SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF TV SHOWS

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To My Future Husband:

I hope you exist.

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  • Peeta: When I walk on by, Katniss ignores me so I go cry
  • Katniss: Peeta don-
  • Peeta: I bake cakes and bread, but girl you won't even turn your head, yo
  • Peeta: This is how I roll, this dough is getting out of control
  • Peeta: It's me with flour on my clothes
  • Peeta: And I burn my bread for Katniss, so
  • Katniss: Peeta st-
  • Peeta: Girl look at that bread
  • Peeta: Girl look at that bread
  • Peeta: I-I-I bake
  • Peeta: When I walk in the arena, this is what I see
  • Peeta: Katniss is finally staring at me
  • Peeta: The arena isn't a cake and finally I know it
  • Katniss: PEETA
  • Peeta: I BAKE AND YOU KNOW IT.

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  • A dozen roses: $12
  • a box of chocolates: $10
  • a happy valentines day card: $2
  • still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.
  • me: hey can you call someone for me
  • parental unit: um no? you can do it yourself you're grown up.
  • me: OH SWEET JESUS GOD NO. I CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO COLLAPSE PLEASE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU I JUST CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO BREAK. THEY'LL THINK I'M WEIRD. THEY'LL JUDGE ME. THEY HATE ME I CAN'T DO THIS.
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